Yet Another Software Junk | മറ്റൊരു പാഴ്‌ജന്മം

If I were Thomas Alva Edison, you might be still in Darkness.

It was my last week in Chennai… Just thought of visiting a few friends and say the last BYE. Finishing my assignments with the previous company, with relieving and experience letter in hand what else one will do other than roaming around. Needless to say, I was in a total lazy mood.

As soon as I reached our hero's house, I sat down in his bean-bag (laid down to be specific). I always loved that comfortable position with 'Lay’s (Pepsico’s Junk food)’ in one hand and the TV remote in other hand.

"I wanna lazier" I whispered.

"No… you just can't" He dismissed my idea :-(

"Why??", I just wondered.

"ha ha ha..it requires some essential qualities which you don't have"

"Poda, I have been sitting idle for almost one month like many other Indians. ...Not doing anything at all !!!

"Umm..Gimme an answer for this", he shot a question at me. (Any life-line hain kya?)

"Can you glue on to this TV watching useless programs all the time?" (That time, we didn’t had any TV @ D-16, our room)
"Can you simply eat such junk pizzas round the clock?"? (out-of-syllabi question, from where this pizza came to picture?)
"Can you sit on this Bean bag for around 8 hours without moving your butt?" (Need I sit so long to prove...I am lazy?)

He concluded.

"That is why I am telling you...this is not an easy job. You need planning, determination and above all, whole hearted commitment!!!"

Key to be a LAZY man, WOW!!!

5 comments:

Athu Ravettan thanne

satans official ambassador said... March 13, 2007 9:30 AM  

wish being lazy was that difficult!!!

That was too kewl! :-))) Is it that difficult to be lazy?!!

aa hero binny anoodey?? alla bean bag ennu paranjappol avantae veeda pettannu oorma vannadu :-))

guys...it is all his funny comment...
but he meant it too.

some people can't be lazy for long time, can you Jo?