System seemed to be alone. (Genesis 2:18)
System has got bored.
So System started a blog named YaSJ.
System has a few wishes...
System drove 640KM up-n-down.
System has a plan to trek Himalaya!
So System Developers (His parents) got worried.
They suspected that System had gone mad.
They decided to install an OS to control the system.
One fine day (June 10, 12:05 Noon) they installed a lovely OS to the system.
People say that the OS act as a utility program initially!
Later it upgrades itself as a powerful Operating System.
Anyway, the system wakes up with a bootstrap coffee (1) every morning :-)
This OS (at least for now) shows great patience to get along with this semi hot-tempered system.
OS puts a significant effort to make system's environment clean and tidy.
On the other hand, system tries in its best way to live in a kitten's basket!
This OS particularly dislikes Samson while growling at 50KMPH or more. System often gets a shoulder press to reduce the speed.
OS developers gifted a few gold collection at the time of installation; hence this OS showing no particular interest in Gold now!
System suspects that OS has got bored of System's PJs.
System developers are eagerly waiting for the System to make an [il] legal pointer access that brings up an OS seg-fault; Yeah System is ready to wait 9 months to get a core-dump ;-)
Dedicated to all dirty minds!
Foot-note:
(1) Feel free to use Coffee and Kiss interchangeably.
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yetanother.softwarejunk
11 comments:
Kalyaanam aayo maashe? :-)
Congrats da, nicely explained your present state!!!
antivirus undallo alley??? ;-).. anyway check the BIOS batteries everyday..and upgrade the RAM whenever possible because newer OSes need large RAM.. last but not the least.. clean the monitor, CPU, keyboard(???) and mouse daily
Joju sir...
appol ini himalayan trek ini family aayittano pokunnathu??
Ciril
Congratulations and all the Best !
Well conveyed happiness in the post :)))
Congratzz yasj..
Happy married life..
:)
All the best :-))
Wish u a happy married life. Nice way to present the new life!!! -:) Upamakalkku oru kuravum illatha manushyan aanu. Appol System ennum OS ennum paranjathil oralbhudavum thonnunnilla!!!-:) Any way it was a nice post.
Hey joju ! this is the best post I have read to date !! wonderful..too funny !!!
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A. A
This is the BEST !!!
Well Written ...
Hearty Congrats!!!
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